So today, someone said that bare rock was the primary producer at a rocky shore.
We are A2 level Biology students.
Today, I actually had a proper breakfast. This kind of thing doesn’t happen because I hate food and the morning. I had such a rough night as well, I kept waking up every two hours.
Today, we had a partayyyy. And I called Laurence and he speaks French. Oh, and today is ‘International Kill a Nerd day’. Declared by Queen marie Nerdtoinette herself.
Aaand from now on, Elsa is dictating what to write.
'I can't be bothered to dictate this. The End'1 note link >
Today, I went to Slapton.
Someone had to be sick, so I took one for the team and went for it.
And errm we’ve just basically spent an hour playing ONE GAME Uno (Yes. One single game) which kind of ended up up like the Second World War.
And I won.
Elsa, I won.
Yeah, sorry, didn’t hear you over the sound of I WON.
Today, I was by the sea. And all I did was identify types of weed.
And not the type you smoke. The type which you can step on and won’t die.
I got so hungry, I ate wild berries as one of my two meals a day.
Today, I deduced that the coach was going slowly because we had very little fuel. But then suddenly, it had loads of fuel.
Today, I hate Tam and want absolutely nothing to do with that banana-loving loser who has nothing better to do other than gossip about/make fun of nerds.
So the house is haunted. I did not make this up because I have nothing else to say. Oh, and the fact that we had a silly builder man who took over our lives. And by lives, I mean our little itty bitty fitty room. Seriously, I’m gonna go watch The Jeremy Kyle Show to make myself feel marginally better.
…And I ended up watching The Big Bang Theory. I enjoy watching nerdy shows with a bunch of scientists.
I’m really running out of stuff to say.link >
MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise.